Personality Test

Which would you rather drink?

Cool, clear water

Or primordial soup?

Which would you rather think?

Cool, clear water

Or primordial soup?

Into which would you rather sink?

Cool, clear water

Or primordial soup?

Of what would you rather stink?

Cool, clear water

Or primordial soup?

Depending on how you answer you may be:

A - An ecoterrorist who doesn’t use bleach or soap products.

B – Born to be a deep thinker.

C – Catfish noodling next Saturday

D – Damn if I know and neither does your shrink.